Meet Rhonda, she’s the greatest van ever made. Although, we think that honor truly goes to this fella, Rhonda seems like a pretty swell gal nevertheless. Like all great mini-vans before her, “she gets you where you need to go with all the power and glory of the late 90s America at your back. She represents freedom, justice and a national optimism that we have long since forgot.” We have to point out at this juncture, that these photos were done up by the seller, this is NOT a web meme. Lovely.

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. But why then is Rhonda for sale? Well, unfortunately, the old girl is running past her age. With 272,000 miles on odometer and a host of other problems (like a “Random Cylinder Misfire) to account for, this family has decided to part ways with their beloved Chrysler.

It even sports a new front end courtesy of one now-dead deer. In all, Rhonda is a trooper. So, if your in the market for well, the Greatest Van Ever Made, for $1,200, this baby can be sitting in your driveway tomorrow.

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